Sour Puss Pickles

Hengstenberg Whole Barrel Pickles Germany's No.1 Pickle All Natural Gluten Free --- Flavor: 2/10 Texture: 2/10 --- Gherkin textured but not gherkin sized.  Taste like it was a sweet pickle removed from sweet jar and soaked in a water bath. Center has a weird stiff twig/tree branch They’re woody for some reason. The skin sloughs off like eating a salamander or peeling a sunburn. I'm disappointed I didn't take a plate picture  

A Taste of the South Joann’s Gourmet Pickles Green Tomatoes All Natural --- Flavor: 0/10 Texture: ?/10 --- I love fried green tomatoes and I was really excited to try pickled green tomatoes. I was disappointed when I tried them and found they were sweet, but in their defense, they DID put it on the front and Iover looked it. They state “Sweet and Crisp since 1977” So that is on me. I would love to find some dill pickled tomatoes  

Clover Valley Kosher Whole Dills Fresh Pack --- Flavor: 5/10 Texture: 4/10 --- They have a strange smell when eating them. The smell doesn’t match the flavor and I don’t know why. They make your breath have a taste afterwards as well, not your mouth, just your breath. No crunch but not squishy either, sort of has the texture of a popcicle